No Chemo For Christmas

by Sean Eldon

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released December 25, 2014

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Sean Eldon Chicago, Illinois

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Track Name: No Chemo For Christmas
please, father christmas
if you're out there, wouldja hear me out?
i know you're awful kindsa busy and tied up right now

put the kids and their wishes aside
'cos y'know they don't even deserve a tenth'a what they're askin'

i'm not exactly one to beg
even in dire times
but my hair is fallin' out and i ain't got an appetite

please bring me christmas joy
perhaps in the form of some cannabis oil

no no no no no no no chemo chemo for christmas